Monday, June 26, 2006

Don't pretend you're not surprised...

What? You thought we do this because we like you? Hell no. We're doing this because we're soulless money-grabbing bastards.

With that in mind...CLICK THE BEAR. BUY MERCHANDISE. MAKE US RICH.

We know a bandwagon when we see one. C'mon. Let's bodysurf this tiny ripple of internet infamy and see how far it takes us. At the very least, let's see if anyone is brave enough to actually wear a t-shirt with the word "RAPEBEAR" in large black letters.

Soon we'll join Chuck Norris, All Your Base Are Belong To Us and that fat kid with the lightsaber in internet hell. But just imagine the small frisson of importance you'll feel when you jump on AIM with your sweaty, stubby fingers and tell Zuckuss2143 that you were here for the start of it all
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