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I missed out on King of Sword's last free-instrument-of-death deal, but apparently the promo is very legit and the prizes are all nicely...

New blog , for those who care.

...but Rapebear lives on. Thanks, Death Piglet.

...How to Write Screenplays Badly is kind of dead. Much like my penis, our book proposal was deemed "too niche" by all the importa...

You've probably noticed that the site has been pretty dead for the last few weeks. Unfortunately, that's not going to change anytime...

What? You thought we do this because we like you? Hell no. We're doing this because we're soulless money-grabbing bastards. With th...

We've wasted a hefty chunk of time talking about breaking into the movie business while ignoring its retarded younger sister, the televi...